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pansoph:

it’s so nice being alive at the same time as you

i want to be a mushroom because they’re cute and can also be poisonous

frosted:

intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

 

elegancea:

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

chilled:

moonflowerlights:

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex

 

kirschtein-be-bitchin:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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wait

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what

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there’s a list???

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

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okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

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damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”

i swear i get uglier everyday

skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing