it’s so nice being alive at the same time as you
If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’.
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise
there’s a list???
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
in conclusion god is an asshole
okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so
god gambles with your souls pass it on
This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”
hearing a story thats obviously made up
if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing